Today, we look at a hilarious story Matthew Perry once told on Conan about a porn mishap he had.
This is a feature called “The Way We Talk,” about notable talk show appearances.
Back when Matthew Perry was promoting his turn on the then-latest The Odd Couple reboot, he appeared on Conan O’Brien’s TBS talk show, Conan, and told a porn story that he had told a number of times over the years, but it’s really funny, so I’m sharing it again.
Perry noted that while he was on Friends, they did a photo shoot that involved a number of models in skimpy outfits, and so afterwards, he went home that afternoon, and as he noted, “I was a little, because of the proximity, a little, how do I say it, randy. I was horny. There was no woman in my life at the time, so I decided I was gonna take care of my little problem by watching some porn.”
“So, I’m watching this film and then on comes a scene with like, 20 women, doing unspeakable things to each other on the TV, right, and everything, you know, ends and I wrap up everything and it’s all finished. And I don’t know about you but once you’re done, you’re done. You need that movie to come right off. That movie has to be off.”
He tried to turn it off with his remote control, but nothing happened. He didn’t feel like walking across the room, so he just turned down the volume.
But he could still hear the movie.
“And then I remember that the night before, I’d gone out to my backyard with a glass of wine and listened to music. And then I realized that for the last hour, I’ve been blasting a porno out of my outdoor speakers.”
Too funny.
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